I'm a bit late to post, as my weigh day was Thursday, but life keeps getting all busy and stuff. ;)
Hello again, Onederland!
So nice to see you. Every time we meet again, I tell you we will never part. I know you probably don't believe me, but this time, I mean it!
While I wandered from you last, I missed you so. And even though, once again, I have a beautiful baby (now little girl) to show for my philandering ways up the scale, I swear I never want to leave you again.
You see, while I was gone, I discovered that perhaps getting some help in cementing our relationship was in order. So I went out and got an 'aid' to make our relationship stronger and more lasting.
Before you start blushing, it's not that sort of aid. No, no... it's just a little piece of silicone to help keep my naughty urges in check. Be fair, Onederland, give it a chance.... You see, it brought us back together again!
Onederland, let's grow old together. You and me, me and you.